8/2/2023 0 Comments Hank hill well done memeHere under "employer" you put Costco, you never worked for Costco. Lucky: Uncle Hank, would you check my spelling on my application? Hank: Well, sure, Lucky. Lucky: Are you saying that Georgers are not normal people because they pay for things with cash? Life: A Loser's Manual Luanne: Normal people buy things with credit cards. Well, I'll tell you one thing: I may go to jail, but I’ve zipped my lips for the last time. Hank Hill: The only thing I'm guilty of is trusting you. So you should trust people until they betray you, and then try to blow them up? Didn't go so well, he's a cuddler, so I had to go pick him up.Īfter Dale tells Hank he saw him driving away from the explosion: Peggy Hill: (Whispers) Oh, Hank! You must cover your tracks! We'll have to kill Dale!īobby Hill: Dad, I'm confused. Dale Gribble: Well, Joseph went to his first sleepover last night. How could you, Tom? Tom Hammond: Well, what can I say, Hank? I'm a salesman. Tom Hammond: You know what, buddy? Hank Hill: That you've been selling me a bag of lies for the last twenty-five years. Hank Hill: Stop it, Tom! It's all over! I know. The Accidental Terrorist Hank Hill: He was behind you the last time it broke down. Lucky: You really enjoyed yourself this evening, didn't you Aunt Peggy? Peggy: (gasps) You know? Lucky: Good for you. Kahn: You're Bill Dauterive, that's your alibi. (Kahn trying to find out who had sex in a train lavatory) Bill: I don't have an alibi. Luanne: We haven't done in public since Lucky almost fell off a Ferris wheel. Kahn: Lucky Kleinschmidt,it was you and Luanne wasn't it? You trying to get in as much hanky-panky as you can before she has her baby? Lucky: Not that there's anything wrong with your premise but no, it wasn't us. That's usually what I say when I drink beer, but this time it refers to this mystery. Strangeness on a Train Lucky: Lucky is on the case. Bobby: What if somebody wants theirs well-done? Hank: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave. Cotton: Oh, do you, now? (cackles, then dies as his heart monitor goes off)ĭale: (After blowing up the shack that Hank just built because Hank's father wanted it destroyed) "Yee-haw! That was for you colonel!" (runs off) Raise the Steaks Hank: Firm but with a little give. In fact, I hope you do go on living forever as the unhappy person you are in the hell you have created here on this earth. You want to keep coming back and never die? That's fine too. You're not even good enough to be married to my worthless nothing of a loser son! Peggy: Enough! Your son has always loved you despite your constant torture. Peggy: Why won't you die? Cotton: This was supposed to happen to you. ![]() Reaper, I'd prefer that you put your hood back on. Death Picks Cotton Cotton:(After kicking down a wall Hank just finished making) "That was in my way!" Peggy: It's okay. It's time to kick their local asses! Hank: Bobby, language. Hank: Boomhauer was embarrassed? I don't know what the heck's going on here but someone needs to get their asses kicked. ![]() ![]() Bobby: No, all he did was fall flat on his face and embarrass himself, and us by association, we didn't even get to ride the wave. How was the surf today? Did Boomhauer do his famous flamingo? That's when he stands on one leg, that's not easy to do, even on the ground. Joseph Gribble: But I'm so pretty! Four Wave Intersection Hank: Hey Bobby. Joseph is dressed as a Powder Puff cheerleader and is told to redress into his normal clothing. And 100 gallons of diesel fuel! Olivia: And we're not leaving until we get some Yuengling! The Powder Puff Boys Alejandro: We want a plane to Disney World. Old Man 2: I liked it when we could just stick 'em in factories. (Bobby and all of his classmates are marching down the street protesting).
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